Department of Snacks and Security

Apparently, women are So Stupid we cheerfully give out our security details if offered chocolate.  It must be true: it was in the Guardian.

Personally, I prefer crisps (cheese or BBQ flavour Kettle Chips please), but I'll accept most snacks.  In exchange, feel free to pick a password from the list below:

• 1234
• monkey
• querty
• whatever_just_hand_over_the_chocolate_you_market_research_cretin

The first three really were the most frequently given answers, which proves either:

• yep, we really are very dumb

or

• we're smart enough to con chocolate out of idiots (but not to invent a plausible fake password)