Dec. 23rd, 2008

Dear God

Dec. 23rd, 2008 05:23 pm
woolymonkey: (keyboard)
If You're out there, then, yes, some help saving the rainforest would be very nice. Humans don't seem to be doing well on that one at the moment.

However, please could You leave Your friend Benedict's other suggestion for later?  Much later, after You've saved the rainforests, brought about peace on earth, stabilised climate change, given us a cures for cancer, headlice, and hangovers, organised universal free education and healthcare, and maybe lent a Hand with peoples' gardening and such.

By the time You've done all that, You'll need a rest. Put Your Feet up for a bit and take it easy!

But afterwards, if You have a minute or two to spare, please... could we perhaps have a less bigoted pope, please?

Thank You in advance and merry Christmas.

Added 18:21
PS  Please could You also arrange for more responsible journalism?  (See link in [livejournal.com profile] tamaranth 's comment below.)

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