phew!

Spidermonkey is down to one small bandage and a lot of scabs. He's even started playing guitar again.

Humbug is officially better--just needs to finish his pills.

Total monkey crises since in last fortnight.
tonsillitis:me
bike accident: spider (broken finger, sprains and grazes); spider's bike (probably a write off)
chest infection: my mother
mystery infection: humbug
nasty trojan thing: the PC that the boys use

The last was discovered last night and removed by musique_monkey, though he'll still need to reinstall all the stuff it b0rked. Need I point out that both teen monkeys are adamant that they did not click on anything they shouldn't have oh no not me I didn't do it. But it's always that computer that gets 'em...

Can we please stop crisising now and just enjoy ladymoonray and swisstone's wedding on Saturday?

atchoo!

Now I have a sore throat and a streaming cold. Nothing as dramatic as flu, just low-level wretchedness and so much sneezing and snot that I can't do anything that precludes tissues every 30 seconds.

Have put myself to bed with hot lemon'n'honey'n'whisky, so hopefully all will be better tomorrow. But this is just not funny any more.
*pauses to blow nose*

Can only hope that all the recent crap is part of some kind of Karmic Payment Plan. Why suffer a major catastrophic event when you can ease the pain with low cost daily instalments?