technical translation

[woolymonkey]

Work website text:
We very much regret that VLE users have been experiencing difficulties and poor performance recently, and these are continuing today. The ongoing investigation of the problems of non-availability and slowness show a number of factors are involved. We are working to restore a full and reliable service as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience."

Presumed source text:
As usual, it's either down or crap. You wouldn't believe how many bugs there are! We'll try to cobble together something that keeps it going, but don't expect miracles.

Comments

[woolymonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's not the *Thing*. The VLE is slow and clunky but mostly harmless. The *Thing* is called Elluminate. Fear it!