translation fail of the day

No cat prints in my snow :(

Fruitcake doesn't want to go outside. I know outside is full of falling snow, melted snow, half-melted snow, and generally Not Very Nice, but this is Fruitcake!

She sat out in the snow happily yesterday, but today the best she could manage was a few minutes on the mat inside the open door. This must be the first day in her life that she's voluntarily stayed inside. I fear the end is nigh...