The Monkey House

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Monkeys!

1. Four-fifths of the surface of monkeys is covered in water!
2. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in monkeys.
3. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of monkeys.
4. The porpoise is second to monkeys as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
5. Only one person in two billion will live to be monkeys!
6. Apples are covered with a thin layer of monkeys.
7. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by monkeys.
8. Monkeys are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than monkeys.
9. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same monkeys!
10. The only Englishman to become monkeys was Nicholas Breakspear, who was monkeys from 1154 to 1159.