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[woolymonkey]

This morning's email from the monkey school:

Dear Families
We have recently been made aware of a new "craze" among certain students of grabbing someone around the neck, and throttling them so that they pass out for several seconds.
Needless to say we have banned this highly dangerous "pastime" at school but wished to alert parents in case their offspring decide to indulge in this "party trick" over the Christmas period.
Regards
Heads of School

Meanwhile, the crucial information on whether monkeys will be released at lunchtime or 3pm remains Top Sekrit. Spider is at home anyway (feeling better, but wobbly). I'll see Squirrel when I see him--assuming he hasn't been "strangled" or "arrested" for "monkeyslaughter" in the "meantime".

Comments

[amenirdis.livejournal.com]

Yeah.... Wednesday they had a "fire drill" occasioned by one of the middle school boys (aka 11-13) setting a restroom garbage can on "fire." Thus requiring all the little kids to "stand" out in the cold.

[woolymonkey.livejournal.com]

Brrrrrrrrrrr.