Department of Snacks and Security

[woolymonkey]

Apparently, women are So Stupid we cheerfully give out our security details if offered chocolate.  It must be true: it was in the Guardian.

Personally, I prefer crisps (cheese or BBQ flavour Kettle Chips please), but I'll accept most snacks.  In exchange, feel free to pick a password from the list below:

• 1234
• monkey
• querty
• whatever_just_hand_over_the_chocolate_you_market_research_cretin

The first three really were the most frequently given answers, which proves either:

• yep, we really are very dumb

or

• we're smart enough to con chocolate out of idiots (but not to invent a plausible fake password)
  

Comments

[smtfhw.livejournal.com]

There's a 3rd possibility here of course... We're smart enough to con chocolate our of idiots (and we're also smart enough not to waste energy thinking up a plausible fake password)!

[woolymonkey.livejournal.com]

Very Jack Sparrow! Why go to the trouble of devising a cunning plan if a stupid plan will work just as well?
However, I like to think that "monkey" is quite crafty and inspired by their opinion of the researcher with the choc.

[smtfhw.livejournal.com]

However, I like to think that "monkey" is quite crafty and inspired by their opinion of the researcher with the choc.

Seems very likely to me...